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2006-04-23T23:45:31 |
JerryRivers |
I added you. |
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| 2 |
2006-04-23T23:45:35 |
HappyMadman |
here we go |
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| 3 |
2006-04-23T23:45:57 |
JerryRivers |
Are you ready for this weekend? |
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| 4 |
2006-04-23T23:46:06 |
HappyMadman |
yes
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2006-04-23T23:46:11 |
JerryRivers |
Does that mean everything is all set? |
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| 6 |
2006-04-23T23:46:41 |
HappyMadman |
Billy says we should meet at 6:00 to avaoid the rush
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2006-04-23T23:46:56 |
HappyMadman |
Is you know who going to be there? I think I could seal with "running in to her" again |
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2006-04-23T23:47:02 |
JerryRivers |
LOL |
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| 9 |
2006-04-23T23:48:26 |
HappyMadman |
Seriously, I know it was so wrong but it seemed so right... or was that the beer? |
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| 10 |
2006-04-23T23:48:44 |
JerryRivers |
Okay, just try not to leave without letting us know this time, we looked for you for an hour and had trouble explaining why we showed up without you later. |
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| 11 |
2006-04-23T23:52:15 |
JerryRivers |
I will do my best... but don't be surprised if my best isn't good enough and have a good story setup incase anyone calls when i don't show up at home. |
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| 12 |
2006-04-23T23:52:53 |
JerryRivers |
I have found some random facts for your enjoyment |
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| 13 |
2006-04-23T23:53:59 |
JerryRivers |
A piece of French toast that was partially eaten by Justin Timberlake sold on eBay. |
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| 14 |
2006-04-23T23:54:50 |
JerryRivers |
Acorns were used as a coffee substitute during the American Civil War. |
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| 15 |
2006-04-24T00:01:27 |
JerryRivers |
Americans eat approximately 20 pounds of pasta per person each year. |
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| 16 |
2006-04-24T00:02:12 |
HappyMadman |
I did my fair share last week. We went to Jonny Carino's twice
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| 17 |
2006-04-24T00:03:13 |
JerryRivers |
An average American eats approximately 60 hot dogs per year. |
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2006-04-24T00:03:24 |
HappyMadman |
they have a good deal at Carino's, for $20 you get soup or salad (all you can eat) and to choose from some entrees and one desert for two people |
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2006-04-24T00:03:58 |
JerryRivers |
Are you getting the Yahoo messages? You are replying to all of them except Yahoo. |
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| 20 |
2006-04-24T00:04:20 |
HappyMadman |
I don't think my yahoo is on
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| 21 |
2006-04-24T00:04:31 |
JerryRivers |
That's not bad. We have gift certificates there ... almost went there Friday night, but Jill wasn't feeling well. |
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| 22 |
2006-04-24T00:05:27 |
JerryRivers |
Annually, British people eat more than 15 pounds of beans. |
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| 23 |
2006-04-24T00:06:37 |
JerryRivers |
Back in 1953, it took 27 hours to make one Marshmallow Peep. Now it takes only six minutes. |
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| 24 |
2006-04-24T00:06:51 |
HappyMadman |
LOL
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| 25 |
2006-04-24T00:06:54 |
JerryRivers |
Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make a person happy. This same chemical is found in Prozac. |
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2006-04-24T00:07:36 |
JerryRivers |
Better wine can be produced by the soil being of poor quality. This is because the vines have to "work" harder. |
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| 27 |
2006-04-24T00:08:07 |
JerryRivers |
Britons eat over 22,000 tonnes of french fries a week. |
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| 28 |
2006-04-24T00:28:04 |
JerryRivers |
Okay, I am going to bed now ... and I am going to hope that tonight is the first time in over a week that the server doesn't have issues at 4 AM. |
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| 29 |
2006-04-24T20:08:59 |
JerryRivers |
Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none. |
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| 30 |
2006-04-24T20:09:31 |
JerryRivers |
Quality rather than quantity determines your success. |
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| 31 |
2006-04-24T20:09:54 |
JerryRivers |
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. |
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2006-04-24T20:11:19 |
JerryRivers |
"When we get home," I lectured my three young sons in the backseat of the car, "I want you all to clean your rooms because Uncle Ed is coming over. He's never been to our house before, and I want it to look tidy."
My nine-year-old finally broke a lengthy silence. "But isn't that kind of like lying?" |
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| 33 |
2006-04-24T20:15:48 |
HappyMadman |
I am not sure if I got all of this one |
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| 34 |
2006-04-24T20:16:59 |
JerryRivers |
Which one? |
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2006-04-24T20:17:19 |
HappyMadman |
it ended with "My nine-year-old finally broke a lengthy silence. "But isn't that kind of like lying?" |
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| 36 |
2006-04-24T20:18:15 |
JerryRivers |
That is the end. He is implying that cleaning a room (that is never clean) for somebody is like lying to them. |
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2006-04-24T20:18:47 |
HappyMadman |
ahhh.... so I did get it all, and did undersatnd it, it just wasn't that funny
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